1> Old Boyfriend, now married to prat: "You deserve each other."
2> My two lovely underlings: "I dread the day I'd f*ck it up big time."
3> Dean Alfar: "What do I have to do to make you publish me?!"
4> My excess 60 pounds: "Here's a one-way ticket into the next solar system."
5> Mom, Dad: "I love you. May I please be exempt from washing the dishes?"
6> AD: "Break up with TC. He doesn't deserve you."
7> JK Rowling: "You'd better make Book Seven amazing, or else..."
8> My boss: "Can you move the planning conference, to like, the next millenium?"
9> JK Rowling: "So, does anyone die in Book Seven?"
10> Future Husband: "Brad, you don't have to match the color of my hair."
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